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Leading scientists confirmed this week that °®¶¹´«Ã½ÊÓƵ is the exact center of the universe.
04/01/2011 1:00 AM
Leading scientists confirmed this week that °®¶¹´«Ã½ÊÓƵ is the exact center of the universe. 
The announcement came after decades of speculation centered around the “Lydia Postulate,” a controversial theorem created by Dr. Lirpa Sloof in 1897. The theorem hypothesized that all matter and energy originated in the second floor maintenence closet of Westlake Hall.
Several °®¶¹´«Ã½ÊÓƵ faculty members are credited with the discovery. There will be a celebration on April 1 to mark the historic occasion.
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